Dave Klimowicz - The oldest of the Klimowicz brothers on the team and journeyman utility player. He is trying out for the 2012 Olympic Games. His specialty: Bat Throwing. Parents must keep their children 200 feet away at all times when he has a bat in hand. FYI - he is the only player to cause a triple play in the history of softball…all on an infield fly. He will miss the 2010 campaign do to an unfortunate polar bear attack.