Dennis O’Connell - Murpy’s only left handed hitter. This officer of the law plays second base like he patrols the mean streets of Falls Township: Asleep behind Fuddruckers. When not turning double plays, he can be found in his camo fatigues in the woods attempting to slaughter innocent deer. He once pegged and killed a rabbit with a baseball at batting practice. Now he carries a gun. Say a prayer for all of God’s creatures.
