Howard Asay - By far the most muscular team member, this monster can hit the ball 500 feet even on a calm day. When playing defense, he uses his powerful frame and dumbo ears to fly across the outfield to track down pop-flies. When not at the field, you can find him at home where he likes trying on weird (a.k.a. “queer”) Truman theater costumes and prancing around the house. On the bright side, he has a kick-ass outdoor Tiki-Bar.
